I’m trying to write up my thoughts re: pick up artists as an actual article that maybe someone will pay me for–so, look for it here in a few months when I’ve given up hope on that pipe dream. Or maybe I’ll start a vlog, like I’ve been vaguely threatening to, and do a dramatic reading.
Last night, I went to see In the Loop with Jo. I highly recommend it, if you get the chance. I really, really, really wish I could swear that inventively. I want to take some kind of course in advanced invective from Malcom Tucker. It would be worth every penny. Of course, my mind is already warped from months of “that’s what she said” and similar jokes on set (sometimes it’s REALLY HA–er, difficult, that is–to talk to my family without saying something supremely inappropriate), so a certificate in profanity might not be the best thing for me.
August 29, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Do not think of swearing as a proclamation of independent invective, but of a grammatically correct sentence.
Do not limit youself to one measly swear word,but string together a link of them.
Points are given to the ratio of swear/nonswear words.
Repeating is not only allowed, but encouraged.
Euphemisms for fornication and maternal incestuous fornication are strongly recommended.
Also, you can’t go wrong with referring to someone as Batshit crazy.